Hairy tooth

      First of all, this seems like a bad company name pick. If you make your company and name it "Hairy Tooth" be prepared for some awful funny graphic designs. These following designs will show you exactly what I mean.

     I would like to know if monsters have hairy teeth...

                              Apparently they do...


     I get the hair, what's with the cape ???

     Oh, Oh, I know!!! Darth Vader tooth... "tooth, I am your incisor" !!

     Besides the fact that he looks a little angry this is a decent design:

      If the Darth Vader tooth didn't getcha here's an idea that just might.  SAMURAI TEETH WITH LIGHT SABERS!!!!

     Here's an idea that came close to the win:

      Great job guys!!!

Posh Dog

     I know that graphic designing is not the easiest thing in the world to do but it's fun and should be more or less simple. Some people have great minds and most things just come naturally to them and they have amazing ideas. Some people just don't have that luck.

     Todays post is for a design needed by "Posh Dog." It's supposed to be designs for a gourmet hot dog company but with some of these ideas I would think they used something else...

     For example: I don't think they use REAL dog:

     Some one did have the idea to make a hot dog holding a food tray ... with no hands:

     Oh, wait, they also made it with hands too:

     And ... BAM!!! Now he even has a hat:

     I'm pretty sure when they asked for purple, they didn't mean their product:

     This next one was the winner, I think I know why, but it is so cute I couldn't keep it to my self. Way to go designer!!!

  

Big Ideas

     This next one is for a company called Big Ideas.

     There were some really good ideas for this one but you know what kind I like better. I like the ones that make me laugh.

     like ... ninja light bulbs!

     I also like the light bulb that looks like dilbert.

     Or the one who is a big thick stick with eyeballs who looks like it's engulfing its own tie.

      I think this next one is supposed to be a face. I'm actually not quite sure yet.

Happy Designing !!

Human Lie Detector

     there's two ways you can take this next post. Human Lie Detector.

     1. If this were possible, we wouldn't need machines.

     2. What else on Gods green Earth would they be testing that they have to be specific?

     This first design is way off the charts:

     I understand the meaning of the Pinocchio references in these next 2 but I don't understand the way they put it together:

     This next one, I don't know what the picture is. The most I could make of it was sort of like a rabbit shaped figure. I don't know what a rabbit has to do with HUMAN lie detector but okay:

     This next one is just way off base. It's like they forgot to draw the rest of it and added some flare where flare was not needed. All I can think of is "easily distracted:"

     I like the red squiggle line...

Dinosaurs!

     Looking for a design for a logo can be tough. You have to be very specific on what you are looking for down to the very last detail.

     Colors, shapes, pictures and wording are important to you and to your potential designers. If you want the wording in cursive in a blue circle, let your designer know otherwise you will not get what you want. 

     This post is about jet packs for dinosaurs. Yes. Here are some things I think these people should have included in their directions.

     1. No dinosaurs shi**ing fire.

     2. No birds ?? This looks like a bird. I want dinosaurs.

     3. Monsters DON'T count as dinosaurs.

     4. Nessy, the Loch Ness monster is not a dinosaur.

     5. We don't want dinosaurs to look like they're cut in half.

     Here are some designs that are actually not that bad or not bad at all:

                                  Good job guys!!

Bankrutpcy !

     Okay, We all know that being a company that deals with bankruptcy is not FUN but someone has to do it. This kind of work is bad enough but when you are looking for a new logo and your graphic designers make logos like these... it might make your company look worse.

     First off, they might have a great idea but when they mispell something (particularly the main word) over and over again, it might make you rethink yourself... again:

      Or, you could have an idea that pops up that doesn't match whether it's color, shapes or pictures (and still spelled wrong):

     You could have an idea that simplistic and great and yet, it's STILL spelled wrong:

      You cold also have an idea that is just a complete miss: 

                                          Where did the "G" come from?

     When looking for a design make sure the designer knows how to spell. Correctly. If I saw this as a company logo... I would definitely think twice.